Everyone's favorite Ameri-Qaeda member Adam Gadahn (a.k.a "Azzam the American") joined Ayman al-Zawahiri in this month's Al-Qaeda's Funniest Home Videos, essentially begging for everyone to convert to Islam. It's really odd actually, because rather than threatening the way he has previously done, he's asking Christians, Jews, and everyone else to convert. I see this as a desperation move, that obviously won't do anything for them, but they're trying everything they can.

Let me start off with the first paragraph of the AP article, that I find annoying because of how they refer to this 'tard:

CAIRO, Egypt - An American thought to be an al-Qaida activist appeared in a videotape with the terror group's deputy leader Saturday and called on his countrymen to convert to Islam and for U.S. soldiers to switch sides in the Iraq and Afghan wars.

Activist!? Are you fricken' kidding me? It's annoying when they're called resistence fighters, etc. but activist? Come on.

A few more hightlights:

Gadahn delivered a lecture on Islam and the "errors" in Christianity and Judaism. He also said the United States is losing the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and told U.S. soldiers they are fighting President Bush's "crusades."

"Instead of killing yourself for Bush ... why not surrender to the truth (of Islam), escape from the unbelieving army and join the winning side. Time is running out so make the right choice before it's too late," he said.

Here's one for ya:

The CIA said it had conducted a technical review on the videotape and concluded the voice is al-Zawahri's. A CIA spokeswoman said the agency is not authorized to conduct such analysis on U.S. citizens such as Gadahn.

Great policy. I have no doubt that liberals would fight to the death to preserve it.

"You know that if you die as an unbeliever in battle against the Muslims you're going straight to Hell without passing 'Go,'" Gadahn said on the video, addressing American soldiers. "You know you're considered by Bush and his bunch of warmongers as nothing more than expendable cannon fodder ... You know they couldn't care less about your safety and well-being."

Without passing 'go'? This ain't Monopoly dude. "Go directly to your mass grave, do not pass Mecca, do not collect 72 virgins". Yeah, I went there!

"We send a special invitation (to convert to Islam) to all of you fighting Bush's crusader pipedream in Afghanistan, Iraq and wherever else 'W' has sent you to die. You know the war can't be won," he said, using Bush's nickname.

You know what, I'm starting to come over to your side Adam. You know, because by saying "W", you make me feel like I can relate to you. Sign me up.

"It is time for the unbelievers to discard these incoherent and illogical beliefs," he said. "Isn't it the time for the Christians, Jews, Buddhists and atheists to cast off the cloak of the spiritual darkness which enshrouds them and emerge into the light of Islam?"

Is it that time already? My watch must be broken, because it says it's time to slap the shiite out of you.

Read the rest here.