Too... many... Clinton... jokes... head... going....to explode.....

Okay, I first saw Drudge running the headline: Sharon Stone Advocates Oral Sex, but shrugged it off as the usual annoying Hollywood leftist crap, until another Sharon Stone story followed with 24 hours of the first. After reviewing them both, they actually seem to be connected, though seemingly unintentionally.

First, this is the Contact Music story on Stone advocating Oral Sex:

Actress SHARON STONE is adamant teenagers should be prepared to engage in oral sex, if it saves from them the dangers of unprotected penetrative sex. The BASIC INSTINCT spends much of her time away from Hollywood working as an activist raising AIDS awareness, and she always carries condoms with her to hand out in a bid to increase safe sex levels. She explains, "I was in the store the other day and I watched a young girl trying on clothes, showing her abdomen. "Her mother was trying to talk to her about not being inappropriately luring. I said, 'Gee that would look much nicer with a camisole under.' "Her mother walked away, and I said to the girl, 'I'd like to give you a two-minute conversation about sex.' "Young people talk to me about what to do if they're being pressed for sex? I tell them (what I believe): oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex. "If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a bl** job. I'm not embarrassed to tell them."

You may not be embarassed to tell them, but that doesn't make it right. I just find that so insane that she so casually says "offer a ......", like it's good advice from an adult to a teenager or something. What's the connection to the other Stone story, where she comments on Hillary Clinton, you ask? Uh, you do know who Hillary's husband is don't you?

At a premier for Basic Instict 2, Sharon Stone, a Hillary Clinton fan, stopped to talk with reporters and the conversation turned to a potential Hillary run for the White House, in which Stone says she doesn't think the country is quite ready for it, despite the fact that she would obviously like it. She feels that there are a couple reasons it's just not the right time for Hillary. Why, you ask? Well, Stone says Hillary is "strongly in her sexual presence" and that she's "a hot babe". See the video via Michelle Malkin or Expose the Left.

Again, it's like Stone is writing material for the late night programs here. Rapid fire:

- Hillary is "strongly in her sexual presence" and a "hot babe"? Good luck trying to convince Bill!

- So what if she's "strongly in her sexual presence", why would that affect her job as President? Bill was when he was President, and Democrats would argue he was the greatest President ever!

- Monica Lewinsky has reportedly sent a box of cubans to Stone to thank her for advice she received from the movie star back when she was a troubled teen.

Alright, I'm all out at the moment, but if you can think of more please leave a comment. I'll be interested to see what you all come up with. In the mean time, check out you hot future President folks:

Of course that's a cheap shot using photos snapped just at the right (or wrong, depending on who you are) time, but given the subject matter I couldn't resist. But yes I know, we can do that with any politician... We've had our share of the MSM using photos of the President looking like a monkey over the past few years.

In closing, I think this was just Stone's attempt at playing catch-up with the Alec Baldwin and Sean Penn, two looney Hollywood lefties who's craziness already made the news this week.