Earlier I was on a site and saw a link in a Google Adsense ad about Nashville blogs... Being in Nashville, I clicked it to see what it was about and it took me to NashvillesNews.net, where I was linked to Mark A. Rose's blog, and found a couple funny lists. It appears he's compiled these lists himself, but either way check them out:

You Might Be a Liberal If...
a few of my favorites:

You believe child pornography deserves constitutional protection, but the Ten Commandments don't.

You believe capitalism is inherently evil because it encourages survival-of-the-fittest, but eagerly accept Darwinian evolution, and its survival-of-the-fittest explanation for the origin of the species, as the natural order of things.

You believe that if an individual chain smokes and eats fast-food every day, then his poor health is the fault of Joe Camel and Ronald McDonald.

PIBS - Politically Incorrect Bumper Stickers
a few of my favorites:

If you can read this, your mother chose life.
It's my civil right to pay a flat tax.
Limbaugh/Ashcroft 2008