... he was busy....

Usama: Okay Iman, stop crying.. I told you, you can have all the supremes... I don't like them anyway. Ever since I first put one on my head, I've been a Huggies Convertibles man. The ladies love 'em.
Iman: Fine... but I wasn't crying, I had something in my eye!
Usama: Whatever al-Zasissyboy, what's important is this surplus of Huggies we copped playa, ya feel me?
Iman: Fashizzle. Oh snap, you even got a jumbo package of the bodyshaped!? That's tight son!
Usama: Yeah, plan B is going exactly as planned. The Americans thought that drying up our money and resources would stop us, but they didn't anticipate that we'd hijack a shipment of their precious diapers... Not only will they be overwhelmed by wet babies, but we'll be a hit on the sand carpet with our new threads at next weeks premier of Fahrenheit 9/11 and a Half.
Iman: Word.

Other blogging on the attempted Zawahiri strike:
Michelle Malkin, Captain Ed, Marathon Pundit, Independent Sources (funny photoshop too), The Counterterrorism Blog, Ace of Spades HQ, Opinion Bug, The Jawa Report, Wizbang, Pajama's Media, Peakah, fullosseousflap, Small Town Veteran, Scared Monkeys, Stop the ACLU, Fitch Is Always Right, Bright and Early, Zardozz News & Satire, Gina Cobb, Irate Nation, Everything Between, 1492 Columbus