... he was busy....

Usama: Okay Iman, stop crying.. I told you, you can have all the supremes... I don't like them anyway. Ever since I first put one on my head, I've been a Huggies Convertibles man. The ladies love 'em.
Iman: Fine... but I wasn't crying, I had something in my eye!
Usama: Whatever al-Zasissyboy, what's important is this surplus of Huggies we copped playa, ya feel me?
Iman: Fashizzle. Oh snap, you even got a jumbo package of the bodyshaped!? That's tight son!
Usama: Yeah, plan B is going exactly as planned. The Americans thought that drying up our money and resources would stop us, but they didn't anticipate that we'd hijack a shipment of their precious diapers... Not only will they be overwhelmed by wet babies, but we'll be a hit on the sand carpet with our new threads at next weeks premier of Fahrenheit 9/11 and a Half.
Iman: Word.

Other blogging on the attempted Zawahiri strike:
Michelle Malkin, Captain Ed, Marathon Pundit, Independent Sources (funny photoshop too), The Counterterrorism Blog, Ace of Spades HQ, Opinion Bug, The Jawa Report, Wizbang, Pajama's Media, Peakah, fullosseousflap, Small Town Veteran, Scared Monkeys, Stop the ACLU, Fitch Is Always Right, Bright and Early, Zardozz News & Satire, Gina Cobb, Irate Nation, Everything Between, 1492 Columbus

 

Earlier I was on a site and saw a link in a Google Adsense ad about Nashville blogs... Being in Nashville, I clicked it to see what it was about and it took me to NashvillesNews.net, where I was linked to Mark A. Rose's blog, and found a couple funny lists. It appears he's compiled these lists himself, but either way check them out:

You Might Be a Liberal If...
a few of my favorites:

You believe child pornography deserves constitutional protection, but the Ten Commandments don't.

You believe capitalism is inherently evil because it encourages survival-of-the-fittest, but eagerly accept Darwinian evolution, and its survival-of-the-fittest explanation for the origin of the species, as the natural order of things.

You believe that if an individual chain smokes and eats fast-food every day, then his poor health is the fault of Joe Camel and Ronald McDonald.

PIBS - Politically Incorrect Bumper Stickers
a few of my favorites:

If you can read this, your mother chose life.
It's my civil right to pay a flat tax.
Limbaugh/Ashcroft 2008

 

A lot of people were psyched over word yesterday, that the CIAmight have killed Al-Qaeda's number two in in an airstrike near the Afghanistan/Pakistan border. Sadly this wasn't the case, and the number two wasn't successfully flushed (Randy makes rimshot noise accompanied by air drums for his deliberately cheesy joke)

AP via Yahoo!

DAMADOLA, Pakistan - Al-Qaida's second-in-command was the target of a U.S. airstrike near the Afghan border but he was not at the site of the attack, two senior Pakistani officials said Saturday. At least 17 people were killed.

But as we've known all along this isn't about one or two main guys. So the fact our military did kill 17 others ain't nothin' to sneeze at.

So let this serve as an update to all the great blogs who covered this before they went to bed, many of whom are still sleeping and haven't had the chance to update yet (though some are already on it). Needless to say, the blogosphere was (and is) buzzing on this one:
Michelle Malkin, Captain Ed, Marathon Pundit, Independent Sources (funny photoshop too), The Counterterrorism Blog, Ace of Spades HQ, Opinion Bug, The Jawa Report, Wizbang, Pajama's Media, Peakah, fullosseousflap, Small Town Veteran, Scared Monkeys, Stop the ACLU, Fitch Is Always Right, Bright and Early, Zardozz News & Satire, Gina Cobb, Irate Nation, Everything Between, 1492 Columbus

 

Don't expect this to make to many headlines after the Global Warminist community has spent so many years indoctrinating us... but their buddies the plants are turning on them.

According to three articles published in Nature, scientists are all "shocked" and "baffled" to find "right under their noses" the fact that plants are contributing a huge amount of methane, which they believe is causing "global warming." I put that in quotes purposely because I'm not convinced "global warming" is real, but have always maintained that there isn't evidence to prove that it's human caused even if it does exist. These new findings support my beliefs, along with many others who've been annoyed with the dogmatic "global warming" movement.

Plants appear to be contributing as much as 30% of the methane in the atmosphere. This is leaving all these people scratching their heads, and I believe placing global warmists on the defensive. I've always been annoyed by one thing about the whole "global warming" movement. For starters, it was only a few decades ago that they were screaming "global cooling", but beyond that I would like to know:
What caused the ice ages they believe happened in the past? If we didn't have smokestacks and hummers all those years ago, what do they say caused the drastic climate change that brought the numerous ice ages they believe occured, and then what caused the drastic climate change that brought ends to those ice ages?

There are a number of write ups on this if you can google, but here's an excerpt from a Reuters article, via Yahoo!:

But the study also poses questions, such as how such a potentially large source of methane could have been overlooked and how plants produced it.

"There will be a lively scramble among researchers for the answers to these and other questions," Lowe added.

Yeah, how could it have been overlooked? Maybe because of the "create theory, blame humans, get paid" mentality from this global warming cabal (which may or may not be related to the UN/NWO conspiracy many believe exists... I'm on the fence still.)

Anyway, like I said, I'd like an answer to the ice age questions I posed above before I get concerned about stopping "global warming", which every day seems less likely to be caused by man if it even exists.

More:
Creation - Evolution News has some interest comments
The Black Kettle wants to raze the Amazon
Daily Musings seems to fear the attack of the plants
Hilariously, The WV Rebel realizes that this one really is the fault of "bush". (I should have thought of that)
Chip Mathis sees no hope
Mike's Noise says "Plant a tree today, destroy the planet tomorrow"
TigerHawk is also annoyed by the global warming community